THE SKEWED REVIEW | NEWS & POLITICS | ACTIVISM | RELIGION
In a recent article posted on this website, I declared my somewhat wavering and very multifaceted beliefs when it comes to organized religions.
Is it possible that our creator takes an active role in our day-to-day lives? Of course it is. If I made a little diorama out of troll dolls and Barbies, and suddenly it came to life, I sure as shart would pay attention to it every day.
Is it also possible that our creator ignores us? Uh, yeah. If I made a little diorama out of troll dolls and Barbies, and suddenly it came to life, and suddenly I got interested in the latest episode of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey," then obviously there's something wrong with me because who pays attention to Bravo TV when your toys just came to life? But my intense ADHD would mean I stopped paying attention to my anthropomorphic plastic playthings. So yes, our creator could be paying us little or no attention due to something far more interesting.
And is it possible we were created by accident? Um, hello, totally! If I made a little diorama out of troll dolls and Barbies and then moved to New Jersey, then who's to say it didn't come to life? It could have come to life and I wouldn't have even realized it.
Of these three theories, one of them could possibly include my making little rules for my Barbies and trolls. Let's say I want all my little Barbies to always stand on tip-toes (ha! Like they have a choice!) and I want all my little trolls to wear funny hats to acknowledge me. Silly, I know, but is it that much different from what we perceive as organized religion?
Did that Barbie just move?? Am I God yet?
OK, here's the funny thing about his article. It's not even about that. It's about Cher. I just wanted to get my daily diorama fix out of the way.
So, Cher recently tweeted that potential presidential candidate Mitt Romney wears "magic underwear." Now for those of you who don't know, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints allows its faithful adult members to take endowments out in their sacred temples. Part of those endowments includes wearing sacred garments that remind them of the promises they made to their maker.
So essentially, if I were God, I would want my little trolls and Barbies to wear something that reminded them daily of their promise to love and obey me.
In all actuality, virtually every religion practices this. Go ahead. Name a religion that doesn't utilize wearing some sort of article of clothing or jewelry that's a reminder of the faith. Jews? Yup. Catholics? For sure. Wiccans? Uh, you better believe it (and if you don't, just look it up. Find me a Wiccan who isn't all about the pentacle).
For Mormons, it's that sacred undergarment. In a way, it's a more humble way of acknowledging one's faith since it's literally so personal that nobody else sees it.
Now, do I agree that those who aren't allowed to wear the sacred clothes aren't worthy of being in God's house? That's a different article entirely. So let's get back to Cher.
When I search Wikimedia Commons for "Cher," this is literally the only image that pops up. So, yup. Here's Cher.
So, verbatim, Cher's tweet said, "I Feel if he doesn't get all his DUCKS IN A ROW we'll b forced 2 listen 2Uncaring Richy Rich! The whitest man in MAGIC UNDERWEAR in the WH."
Not to be redundant, but here's a screen grab of what I just typed out--only straight from Twitter.
Now, I don't follow Cher on Twitter because she can't spell and her grammar is horrible. And if you know me, then you'll understand how spelling and grammar errors give me aneurysms. I was tracking down this tweet and I found another where she referred to Mitt Romney's car as the "car elavator." I think this was a reference to his whole dog transportation scandal that happened like, 40 years ago. But whatever. The spelling of "elevator" is what irked me.
In the "magic underwear" tweet, she's referring to Obama getting said ducks in said row, and "Richy Rich" is Mitt Romney. "WH" is the White House, I suppose.
I couldn't help but screen grab some more tweets. Here's just a few of the more legible gems courtesy of Cher.
Here's my point. All religions have structure. Some have more structure than others, obviously. But it's a bit weird that anyone would single out Mormons' use of a sacred garment as an attack against them--especially Cher. She's such an advocate for gay rights and is the proud mother of a transgender son. What would she say if someone were to attack Chaz Bono by saying something about his genitalia?
Can she disagree with Mitt Romney? Yes! Hell, we all can! But we, as a nation, have come too far to keep attacking people for their religious views and especially for their religious practices. Does Cher run around calling Rabbis idiots for wearing kippahs? She would need to in order to stay consistent.
I guess in a way she's staying consistent in that she's calling Mitt Romney the "whitest man," seeing as how she's pretty damn white herself. So maybe my argument that Cher's hypocrisy isn't Kantian is a fallacy. She's obviously a self-hating caucasian. So I guess she can bash religions all willy-nilly whenever she pleases as well.
Please let me reiterate a point. I don't agree with any one religion, and I certainly don't agree with many religious practices. However, I would also never go around demeaning a particular religion's practice unless it absolutely hurt me in a very personal way. And guess what? Someone's underwear has never hurt me, and I'm guessing it never hurt Cher, either.
I can tell by your underwear that you're against health care reform!
I'm not a Republican, but in my Internet search for all things Cher, I came across this graphic. I'm only leaving you with this image because I found it hilarious--not because I agree with it in any shape or form. Just enjoy.
YEAH! Next time you buy music CDs, you just remember that! Thank you, Saberpoint.blogspot.com for this lovely rendition of Cher that will surely stay with us every time we buy music CDs. I know the next time I buy music CDs, I will totally remember that Cher hates Republicans. This will definitely affect my collection of music CDs!